Witty Yeti’s Military-Grade Shart Survival Kit for When Your Butt Commits Treason. Emergency Backup Gag Gift for Digestive Mutiny & Rear-End Rebellion.
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- SO FUNNY YOUR BUTT LAUGHS FIRST. Colonel Colon reporting for doody! This ultimate potty kit is packed with so many jokes, even your butt will blush. Whoever gets it (dad, boyfriend, that cute guy from finance) might snort, fart, or both.
- THE ENEMY WAS INSIDE ALL ALONG. The warmth. The dread. The betrayal. When your butt writes checks your pants can’t cash, you need a survival kit packed with hilarious poop jokes.
- GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of Witty Yeti's gag gifts and novelty products. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!
- CODE BROWN: DEPLOY THE KIT. Tissues for the tears. Undies for your pride. Biohazard Bag, wipes, and Instructions Manual for tragedies. And of course, a Hero’s Badge for being a brave little stinker. Wipes not flushable. Pants? Debatable.
- SILENT BUT DEADLY WENT LOUD AND PROUD. From dance floor to disaster zone, this shart kit is combat-ready, sphincter-tested, and certified by the Ministry of Flatulence. Men or women, teens or adults, legends need gear - this is it.
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